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Prosimo vas, da nam in drugim obiskovalcem sporočite, to kar vam leži na srcu, pri tem pa bodite kar se da olikani, saj bomo v nasprotnem primeru vaše sporocilo odstranili! Hvala ;)
frelc, jebemti, dej dnar za moj suspič!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  |
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| ow kaj kake slike iz zmajevga turnirja se da dubit?? kaj je pa poli za 15ga je turnir al ne?? pa ki ?? |
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ma kaj bo krašna  |
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keptn picard
Iz spejsšip entrprajs
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| krasna kaj si naredu 1. letnik? |
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| jihaaahahaa kako sem navihan danes |
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Duhovnik iz male slovenske vasi je bil velik ljubitelj ptic, ki jih je
> skrbno čuval v kletki za cerkvijo. Neko nedeljsko jutro je ob
> običajnem sprehodu med perjadjo opazil, da je izginil njegov najlepši
> ptič in ker je vedel da ga je moral ukrasti nekdo tik pred mašo, se je
> odločil nagovoriti svoje vernike.
> "Kdo ima tiča?!"
> Vstali so vsi moški.
> "Ne, nisem mislil tako. Je kdo videl tiča?"
> Vstale so vse ženske.
> "Ne, ne, tudi tega nisem mislil. Je kdo videl tiča, ki mu ne pripada?"
> Vstala je polovica žensk.
> "Neeee, ne in ne, mislil sem ali je kdo videl MOJEGA tiča?"
> Vstali so ministranti, dva duhovnika in koza.
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> "Neee mislil sem ali ima kdo zdaj tiča v rokah?
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> Vstala je punca v zadnji klopi in rekla fantu. "Sem ti rekla da bo videl"
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Mož rešuje križanko, žena ga opazuje čez rame ...
> Čez nekaj časa reče žena: Tule si se pa zmotil, veš ... največji tič ...
> ne pride MOJ ampak NOJ !!!
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©e ena:
- A bi hodil(a) z mano?
- Kaj če bi kar preskočiča nekaj korakov in se ľe raząla? |
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neki za jebače
jakc mislm d je tm neki pod številko tri zate
1. You must be a hell of a thief, because you stole my heart from across the room.
2. Are you lost? Because heaven is a long way from here.
3. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
4. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
5. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you."
6. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?
7. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
8. You have to tell me your name, because last night in my dreams, I could only call you 'baby'.
9. You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway.
10. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
11. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
12. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
13. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
14. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
15. What's your sign?
16. Excuse me, can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.
17. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.
18. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
19. You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you're the Bomb!
20. Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.
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ej Piščanci čestitke za zmagoooooooooo!!!! 
ole ole, ole ole, ole ole |
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keptn picard
Iz brez rakete 6a
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vse najboljąe MATIC!!!
DNS VSI NA TRENING MATIC PRNESE PIVE!!!! |
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| Tico bico vse najboljše.DDDDDDDDEEEEJJJJJJ ZZZAAAA PPPPIIIIIIVVVVVOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| tico jeln, vse najbulše za rojstni dan, pa jutri dej 3 gole |
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keptn picard
Iz svemirni svemir
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